ITS A KNOCK DETECTING LOCK! IT DETECTS YOUR KNOCK AND UNLOCKS YOUR DOOR!
MEGA WANT‼‼
The truth is I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let people fool themselves. They didn’t bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn’t argue with them. They were obviously loving someone I wasn’t. When they found this out, they would blame me for disillusioning them and fooling them.
Marilyn Monroe
Yesterday when I went into the bathroom stall, written on the wall beside me was,"If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach." I laughed hysterically in the stall. I hope nobody heard. MLIA
Drunk conversations with eric
| stratking448: | What did you drink? |
| stratking448: | Silly |
| ElliottRay90210: | 4 vodka shots. |
| stratking448: | what kind of vodka? |
| ElliottRay90210: | smirnoff |
| ElliottRay90210: | thats russion right? |
| ElliottRay90210: | russian* |
| stratking448: | Yep |
| ElliottRay90210: | excellent. |
| stratking448: | most vodka is , in fact, russian |
| ElliottRay90210: | *paris hilton voice* thats hot. |
| ElliottRay90210: | *drunken confession* ive always found you quite appealing... in the sexual way.... >< |
| ElliottRay90210: | my head hurts. |
| ElliottRay90210: | real bad too |
| stratking448: | Ae you serious? |
| stratking448: | dang |
| stratking448: | I always love those |
| stratking448: | granted |
| ElliottRay90210: | HA |
| stratking448: | they usually come from girls |
| stratking448: | first one from a guy |
| stratking448: | hahaha |
| ElliottRay90210: | ha |
| ElliottRay90210: | youre welcome. |
| ElliottRay90210: | i need another shot. |
| ElliottRay90210: | to forget that i just did that. |
| stratking448: | It's Thursday night man |
| ElliottRay90210: | its t-hers-day |
| ElliottRay90210: | but its friday morning bayyybayyy lets party! WOOOOOOOOOOO |
| ElliottRay90210: | god i need some pot |
| ElliottRay90210: | i look a mess |
| ElliottRay90210: | i cant even keep my eyes open |
| ElliottRay90210: | if i was a woman... you'd bet your ass id be in miami RIGHT fucking now... giving you some shit... boy... id make you wear your uniform all day... and id be singing YMCA and shit... |
| ElliottRay90210: | god i need a drink. |
| stratking448: | H |
| stratking448: | o |
| stratking448: | l |
| stratking448: | y |
| stratking448: | shit |
| ElliottRay90210: | youre just loving this arent you. i can tell youre laghing... |
| stratking448: | I am |
| ElliottRay90210: | HA |
| stratking448: | and shaking my head |
| ElliottRay90210: | in the "tsk tsk tsk" kind of way? |
| stratking448: | In the "I can't wait to make fun of you for this later" kind of way |
| ElliottRay90210: | ohhh |
| ElliottRay90210: | i really dont care. |
| ElliottRay90210: | lol |
| stratking448: | It's all love baby |
| ElliottRay90210: | shit who you telling. |
| stratking448: | you |
| ElliottRay90210: | dont be smart |
| ElliottRay90210: | im not that fucked up. |
| ElliottRay90210: | oh nono but i respect you.. if i even go to miami ever and we hang out i wont make moves... cant i like get arrested for sexually harrasing a public official or something? |
| stratking448: | Well |
| stratking448: | yeah |
| ElliottRay90210: | see |
| ElliottRay90210: | there you |
| ElliottRay90210: | by law... |
| ElliottRay90210: | i cant be a slut. |
| ElliottRay90210: | with you atleast... |
| ElliottRay90210: | i bet i scarred you for life with that little confession. |
| ElliottRay90210: | my head is heavy |
| stratking448: | I've heard crazier |
| ElliottRay90210: | really? |
| ElliottRay90210: | shit |
| stratking448: | Some girl told me that she wanted to take a dump on my chest once |
| stratking448: | and she was serious |
| ElliottRay90210: | thats just sick |
| ElliottRay90210: | thats not even sexy |
| stratking448: | That really ruined 3rd grade for me |
| ElliottRay90210: | =O |
| ElliottRay90210: | thats not even sexy at all. |
| stratking448: | So gross |
| ElliottRay90210: | atleast the idea of you in the firemans outfit plowing away at me with your thrusting manhood is atleast a bit sexually exciting. |
| ElliottRay90210: | but thats just morbidly obese. |
| stratking448: | Wow Elliott |
| stratking448: | haha |
| stratking448: | remind me to wear street clothes around you |
| ElliottRay90210: | no problem |
| ElliottRay90210: | just as long as you take me to see beauty and the beast when you come to new york. |
| ElliottRay90210: | i like white wine. |
| ElliottRay90210: | and i like full glasses |
| ElliottRay90210: | none of that fancy 1/4th of the glassss shit. |
| ElliottRay90210: | gimee a GLASS |
| ElliottRay90210: | and i like mcdonalds. |
| stratking448: | I haven't had McDonalds in like 2 months |
| ElliottRay90210: | theres a mcdonalds RIGHT ACROSS THE Street form the beauty and the beast theatre. |
| ElliottRay90210: | so i expect mcdonalds afterwards |
| stratking448: | I'm down Elliott |
| stratking448: | for sure |
| ElliottRay90210: | i will walk into mcdonalds with my elegant robes made of THE finest silk |
| ElliottRay90210: | and order my numner 13... LARGE |
| ElliottRay90210: | with a coke |
| ElliottRay90210: | no ice. |
| ElliottRay90210: | and eat |
| ElliottRay90210: | like a lady |
| ElliottRay90210: | hand fulls of fries |
| ElliottRay90210: | TRYING to dip it into the ketchup. |
| ElliottRay90210: | and then ill escort you to your hotel ... give you THE BEST blowjob of your life since i cant go dutch and replay for the wonderful night in cash - |
| ElliottRay90210: | in which i will proceed home, drink my vodka, and cry to my best friend that i turnedd another straight man... gay |
| ElliottRay90210: | the end. |
| stratking448: | Wow |
| stratking448: | that's presumptuous |
| ElliottRay90210: | big words |
| ElliottRay90210: | vodka in my system |
| ElliottRay90210: | translate. |
| stratking448: | Uh |
| stratking448: | you just assume that you're gonna make me gay? |
| ElliottRay90210: | oooh |
| ElliottRay90210: | i guess that comment was a bit risque. |
| ElliottRay90210: | this is all hypothetical. |
| stratking448: | rrriiiggghhhttt |
| ElliottRay90210: | and what are all those extra letters supposed to mean? |
| ElliottRay90210: | all 10 OF THEM. |
| ElliottRay90210: | hmmm? |
| ElliottRay90210: | lol |
| stratking448: | elongated pronunciation |
| ElliottRay90210: | masticated vowels |
so i started a new blog - ill post it in a few days probably if not tomorrow. :]
Posted: Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 3:00AM.
i could use some tranquility… is there tranquility where you live? there’s none here :[(via notmissyelliot)
where is this? i wanna go here.No idea, actually. But I want to go there too.
It looks like the most tranquil place in the world.
