September 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
In other news, the devil got himself a tumblr. →
ileandromp:
I wonder why, out of all the social networking sites they decided to come here? i know, i know, probably because, well, 99% of this community is gay (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE), but don’t they know they will not be welcomed with open arms? Did they really thought they could spread their hate HERE?
LOL I’M GONNA FOLLOW IT
March 2011
February 2011
3 tags
November 2010
October 2010
ihugparkingmeters
is out of commission.
follow eliotraylugo.tumblr.com
that is all :]
The Vaganja Monologues: My girlfriend and I were... →
vaganja:
My girlfriend and I were walking back to my dorm like 10 minutes ago and some Indian guy went to go punch my girlfriend in the head. Why? Who fucking knows. The only reason I could think of honestly is because we were holding hands. I’m just pissed right now because if I didn’t turn around the…
and this is why I walk around with mace.
theunabieber:
ihugparkingmeters replied to your photo: NYC is so helpful
um, since when were you in new york and did not tell me? :|
Only since last night, bb <3
Moved in this morning.
Let’s introduce you to New York properly. Wanna go to a party? :D
when you have anal sex
iamretrokid:
peppermintdick:
daveylol:
are you supposed to let him cum inside of you or can you get an STD like that?
oh my god
Acne ruins self-esteem.
dirtycunts:
-disastuh:
imascoldasacoldwindblows:
catchmewhileimsleeping:
imascoldasacoldwindblows:
oh buddy i know
this is what happens with me
I see my acne
i wash my face a hundred times
i try everything, but it just doesnt work
my skin is ugly
so that is my life
THEN I OVER WASH AND PEEL.
Then I go around stabbing people with perfect skin
then my skin gets...
since when did tumblr have that new error screen?
just pulled a cute little number on me.
Anonymous asked: having sex on the 1st date with a guy and getting mixed signals....He doesn't even call or text and i asked him why and he said "i'm always telling him to do shit and that's what gets him tight and maybe we shouldn't have jumped into a relationship" he worked the whole week and didn't even seemed interested to see me and today i txtd him saying "i...
thosefourrightchords:
Etta James - At Last
Reblog with your ipod name.
brasspistol:
monicamonster:
internetgarbage:
sixthgradeslowdance:
yenta-berry:
savannahmonroe-:
sexcoffeeandcomicbooks:
batwoman:
darkseid:
harrystarks:
robertford:
cuntpunt:
briannanicole:
Whale.
Carlton.
Max.
Ivan.
Larry
Lieutenant Sebastian
The Dark Mark
Zefron
Puckerman
Since Kendall pawned iPenny (without my permission) I have inherited her old...
September 2010
People that should die.
likespancakes:
boneworks:britteryikes:
Gay people.
Your dumb… god made ppl with dicks and pussies for a rezin. why yall be humpin and rubbin yall dicks and pussies together and shit?
Black People.
You retardid. why you wear your hat backwerdz? thats not even stylish that shit is just ignerint. yawl look stupit and you smell like weed and aluhzay
Wite People.
yall think yall iz all that...
theunabieber-deactivated2010121 asked: I know how it's pronounced, I just prefer saying it the wrong way.
I have the same issue with quesadillas.
I have the same issue with quesadillas.
failbag:
deadashistory:
-annacannabis:
iwumbo:
digitalinkblots:
what the fuck
more tears lol
August 2010
